Your New President... Peabs.
Maybe it's the mushrooms, but Peabs sure did win the election by a larger margin than expected. I thought Dubya and Kerry would at least put up a fucking fight. Mars she all over your effing Applebee's®.
Unfortunately there will be a recount, since no one seems to believe that a drug-addled supermodel who spent zero money on advertising and shamelessly spoke of smoking crack and assfucking and sodomizing prostitutes with Dr. Bill Cosby could possibly win the Presidency. But damn it, Peabs did. Bovs on your fucking Karl Roves, you effing hanging chads.
if i have made,my lady,intricate
imperfect various things chiefly which wrong
your eyes(frailer than most deep dreams are frail)
songs less firm than your body's whitest song
upon my mind-if i have failed to snare
the glance too shy-if through my singing slips
the very skillful strangeness of your