Peabs: Behind the Blog
Just got a phone call from Peabs--who is off in Zanzibar getting hand jobs from tribal trannies with the Coz, members of Styx and his favorite Golden Girl (Betty White, obvs)--and he asked me to let you all know he will be back soon (or so he sayeth).
I figured I would take this opportunity to let you all know more about Peabs: The Man, the Myth, the Legend. I’m not as verbose as he is, so bullet points will have to do.
• Little known fact about Peabs – the man showers 20-25 times a day. How do you think he survives living such a dirty lifestyle?
• Ralph Nader asked Peabs to run for President. And it was Peabs would told Nader not to eat hot dogs anymore because they are just plain nasty. They met while rooming together in the dorms at Princeton, in case you didn’t know.
• His better half really is better.
• He is allergic to synthetic fibers. That’s why he only wears Prada.
• Peabs made Betty Ford hit the bottle again, though he swears to this day she did it all on her own accord.
• He turned down replacing Kilborn on the Late Late Show because he’s just too pretty for TV. That’s why he sticks to the internet.
How do you like them apples?