Hold on Kiddies… Peabs will be back soon
Until then, I’m going to give you some recommendations, McSweeney’s stizz. (And I am not including zombies or peanut butter and jelly sandwiches in this list because that is bovs.)
The Surreal Life – Season 3
They say romance is dead… Flavor Flav and Brigitte Nelson prove them all wrong.
Nice little source of protein.
Making you feel like God by giving you the power to accept a call or let it go to voicemail.
Wetting the clothes you are wearing with water from the kitchen sink to remove wrinkles before going to work
Actually these suck because you can never really enjoy them because you are convinced all your co-workers think you are faking and you most likely are. But still you get to sleep in, so this is still recommended.
Free Nights and Weekends
Makes us use that cell phone way more than we normally would.
So good, we even forgive them for saying in it that a Shins song from 2001 will change your life.
Because typing LOL instead of fake laughing while having real conversations takes less effort.
New Album Dangerous Dreams comes out October 12. It’s good.
Now acceptable at the office.
This really is one stop shopping. Someone should say that in a commercial or something.
Still cute and covers up that fact that you didn’t wash your hair that day.
Now let’s hope Peabs case of the crabs clears up soon.